Cedric Gonzalez

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Cedric Gonzalez is a batter for the Philly Pies. He is a former glolf player who avoided transbiological conversion after the conflict through a combination of wits, dexterity, and an aunt who worked in the Pies front office. While his years of glolf have honed his reflexes, he suffers from from severe anxiety and paranoia from the pressures of the sport and of avoiding the GEA (Glolf Eradication Authority).

He was incinerated on the 93rd day of season 2 in a game against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands by a rogue umpire, presumably on behalf of the GEA.