Campos Arias

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Campos Arias is a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

Once an unremarkable pitcher in a further unremarkable rotation, Campos Arias has shot to prominence among Jazz Hands fans due to her unrelenting performance in the infamous Twenty Inning Game against the Baltimore Crabs. Fans say that her ability to stand for so long against the Baltimore Crabs was because of her eight nine eight hearts but this has not been confirmed by Arias.

Arias wears glasses to correct her vision, but does not have eyes. Her stare is rumored to shake the soul of even the most seasoned of Blaseballers.

No Eyes

Eight Nine Eight Hearts

Can't Lose

Heart Tracker

2:52 - Discovered to have eight hearts after pitching a 20 inning game against the Baltimore Crabs, who fielded the legendary PolkaDot Patterson as their pitcher. While the Jazz Hands ultimately lost this game, fans were inspired by Arias' unrelenting stamina and courage.

2:?? - Found a ninth heart from an unknown location in the final game in a series against the Miami Dalé.

2:102 - Lost a heart after giving away a potentially series winning lead in game 3 vs the Hades Tigers. Leading for most of the game, the Jazz Hands dugout began performing a ritual to grant Arias her tenth heart. The Tiger's tied it up in the bottom of the 8th, and ultimately Shamed the Jazz Hands in the 9th, causing the ritual to backfire spectacularly.