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Boyfriend Monreal is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Monreal has been playing for the Breath Mints since Season One.

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They're our Boyfriend.

Boyfriend Monreal is a beloved omnisexual batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints. They are known for their many eyes, their impossible charm, and their wizened knowledge in the ways of love.

Monreal began dating the Kansas City FreshDome during Season 1. After their acrimonious postseason break-up, the Mints decided it was in everyone's best interest to relocate the team to an open meadow on the outskirts of town. Monreal and the Dome are now closer friends than they were before.

It is rumored that following this breakup and subsequent friendship, Boyfriend began seeing Ren Hunter, a batter for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. These rumors were at first surprising, given the Breath Mint's one sided rivalry with the Shoe Thieves, but the fans soon realized that Boyfriend having a healthy romantic life far out-weighed any such grudges. Upon asking to confirm these rumors, Boyfriend simply exclaimed that "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."

Boyfriend is also currently engaged in a profound emotional relationship with every fan of the Breath Mints who wishes to be in a relationship with them. They are, collectively, Our Boyfriend.

Boyfriend performs best at the bottom of the [1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th] inning. They are known for their explosives bouts of batting, and for looking damn good as they do it.

NOTE: There are currently unsubstantiated rumors rising that Boyfriend Monreal is a cat boy. The Kansas City Breath Mints, in a public statement, assured the public that this is being looked into.

(Art by @dancynrew)

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+'''Boyfriend Monreal''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Monreal has been playing for the Breath Mints since [[Season One]].
-'''Boyfriend Monreal''' is a beloved omnisexual batter for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. They are known for their many eyes, their impossible charm, and their wizened knowledge in the ways of love.
+{{Community Lore}}
+'''''They're our Boyfriend.'''''
+'''Boyfriend Monreal''' is a beloved omnisexual batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints. They are known for their many eyes, their impossible charm, and their wizened knowledge in the ways of love.
 Monreal began dating the [[Kansas City FreshDome]] during Season 1. After their acrimonious postseason break-up, the Mints decided it was in everyone's best interest to relocate the team to [[an open meadow on the outskirts of town]]. Monreal and the Dome are now closer friends than they were before.