Difference between revisions of "Bennett Browning"
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| − | {{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|status=Incinerated}} | + | {{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|status=Incinerated, A Mystery}} |
Bennett Browning was a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]] and a spoons player for the Seattle Garages Jelly Jamboree. | Bennett Browning was a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]] and a spoons player for the Seattle Garages Jelly Jamboree. | ||
| − | Making his debut for the Garages a week after Tifelli's Traveling Animal Circus passed through town, unconfirmed rumors have purported | + | Making his debut for the Garages a week after Tifelli's Traveling Animal Circus passed through town, unconfirmed rumors have purported Bennett Browning is actually a grizzly bear in disguise, with an audit of the Garage's catering budget noting an entry for 90 pounds of salmon per day adding more weight to the theory. Fans of the team however, have pointed to Browning's (shaggy, clawed) oppose-able thumbs and ability to wear pants as evidence to the latter. |
| − | Regardless of the controversy, | + | Regardless of the controversy, Bennett was considered a capable and underrated closer to the Garages lineup. As of Season 2, despite receiving a league ranking of only one star, Browning sported the second best RBI in the league, at 0.371. |
Browning was [[Incineration|incinerated]] by a rogue [[Umpire]] during the [[Blasphemy]] period on Season 3 Day 4. They were replaced in the lineup by [[Tiana Cash]]. | Browning was [[Incineration|incinerated]] by a rogue [[Umpire]] during the [[Blasphemy]] period on Season 3 Day 4. They were replaced in the lineup by [[Tiana Cash]]. | ||
Revision as of 00:48, 4 August 2020
Bennett Browning was a batter for the Seattle Garages and a spoons player for the Seattle Garages Jelly Jamboree.
Making his debut for the Garages a week after Tifelli's Traveling Animal Circus passed through town, unconfirmed rumors have purported Bennett Browning is actually a grizzly bear in disguise, with an audit of the Garage's catering budget noting an entry for 90 pounds of salmon per day adding more weight to the theory. Fans of the team however, have pointed to Browning's (shaggy, clawed) oppose-able thumbs and ability to wear pants as evidence to the latter.
Regardless of the controversy, Bennett was considered a capable and underrated closer to the Garages lineup. As of Season 2, despite receiving a league ranking of only one star, Browning sported the second best RBI in the league, at 0.371.
Browning was incinerated by a rogue Umpire during the Blasphemy period on Season 3 Day 4. They were replaced in the lineup by Tiana Cash.
