Difference between revisions of "Bennett Browning"

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Bennett Browning was a batter for the Seattle Garages. Browning was incinerated by a rogue Umpire during the Blasphemy period on Season 3 Day 4. They were replaced in the lineup by Tiana Cash.

Official League Records

Bennet Browning does not hold any notable records.

Personal Life

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Bennett Browning was also a spoons player for the Seattle Garages Jelly Jamboree. Making his debut for the Garages a week after Tifelli's Traveling Animal Circus passed through town, unconfirmed rumors have purported Bennett Browning is actually a grizzly bear in disguise, with an audit of the Garage's catering budget noting an entry for 90 pounds of salmon per day adding more weight to the theory. Fans of the team however, have pointed to Browning's (shaggy, clawed) oppose-able thumbs and ability to wear pants as evidence to the latter.

Regardless of the controversy, Bennett was considered a capable and underrated closer to the Garages lineup. As of Season 2, despite receiving a league ranking of only one star, Browning sported the second best RBI in the league, at 0.371.

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-Bennett Browning was a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]] and a spoons player for the Seattle Garages Jelly Jamboree.
+Bennett Browning was a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]]. Browning was [[Incineration|incinerated]] by a rogue [[Umpire]] during the [[Blasphemy]] period on [[Season 3]] Day 4. They were replaced in the lineup by [[Tiana Cash]].
-Making his debut for the Garages a week after Tifelli's Traveling Animal Circus passed through town, unconfirmed rumors have purported Bennett Browning is actually a grizzly bear in disguise, with an audit of the Garage's catering budget noting an entry for 90 pounds of salmon per day adding more weight to the theory. Fans of the team however, have pointed to Browning's (shaggy, clawed) oppose-able thumbs and ability to wear pants as evidence to the latter.
+==Official League Records==
+Bennet Browning does not hold any notable records.
+==Personal Life==
+{{Community Lore}}
+Bennett Browning was also a spoons player for the Seattle Garages Jelly Jamboree. Making his debut for the Garages a week after Tifelli's Traveling Animal Circus passed through town, unconfirmed rumors have purported Bennett Browning is actually a grizzly bear in disguise, with an audit of the Garage's catering budget noting an entry for 90 pounds of salmon per day adding more weight to the theory. Fans of the team however, have pointed to Browning's (shaggy, clawed) oppose-able thumbs and ability to wear pants as evidence to the latter.
 Regardless of the controversy, Bennett was considered a capable and underrated closer to the Garages lineup. As of Season 2, despite receiving a league ranking of only one star, Browning sported the second best RBI in the league, at 0.371.
-Browning was [[Incineration|incinerated]] by a rogue [[Umpire]] during the [[Blasphemy]] period on Season 3 Day 4. They were replaced in the lineup by [[Tiana Cash]].
 [[Category:Players]]
 [[Category:Seattle Garages]]
 [[Category:Incinerated Players]]