Difference between revisions of "Axel Trololol"
Adira Kazoo (talk | contribs) (Adding categories) |
(Season 3 election blessing + Player Realignment project) Tag: 2017 source edit |
||
Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
− | {{Player|team=[[Chicago Firefighters]]|status=Alive | + | {{Player|team=[[Chicago Firefighters]]|status=Alive|species=Firetruck|rating=★★★★★½|pronouns=Any|walkout theme=See You Again by Wiz Khalifa|image1=[AXEL TROLOLOL.jpg]}}'''Axel Trololol''' is a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. He previously pitched for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] and was traded to the Firefighters for [[Atlas Guerra]] due to the ''Vulture'' [[Blessing|blessing]] awarded during the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 elections]]. |
+ | == Official League Records == | ||
− | + | Trololol was the recipient of the [[Season 2#Election Results]|Season 2]] blessing ''Literal Arm Cannon'', raising his pitching rating from ★★ to ★★★★★. The [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3]] ''Performance Enhancing Demons'' blessing (awarded to the Firefighters after Trololol's trade) raised his pitching rating to ★★★★★½. | |
− | + | ||
+ | {{Community Lore}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | == Personal Life == | ||
Axel is a self-proclaimed "regular old guy". He likes cars, beer, and hanging with his pals. He has very generic features, some even claim he resembles an amalgamation of every single blaseball player overlain, despite simultaneously being a car. Axel is also known for his prehensile tail and his striking red hair. He is a member of the Flast Family from The Flast and the Flurious movie series. | Axel is a self-proclaimed "regular old guy". He likes cars, beer, and hanging with his pals. He has very generic features, some even claim he resembles an amalgamation of every single blaseball player overlain, despite simultaneously being a car. Axel is also known for his prehensile tail and his striking red hair. He is a member of the Flast Family from The Flast and the Flurious movie series. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Axel is the sibling of [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' batter [[Stu Trololol]]. | ||
== Cybernetic Enhancements == | == Cybernetic Enhancements == | ||
− | Following the end of [[Season 2]], Axel Trololol voluntarily underwent cybernetic surgery under the hands of an umpire | + | Following the end of [[Season 2]], Axel Trololol voluntarily underwent cybernetic surgery under the hands of an umpire. When asked to comment on this enhancement, Trololol said "I love cars! I am one step closer to becoming a car! Soon, I will be a car!" |
== Trade to Chicago Firefighters == | == Trade to Chicago Firefighters == | ||
Following the end of Season 3, Axel Trololol was stolen by the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. Axel was apparently quite pleased with this, as upon entering [[The Fire House]], he realized his true destiny was to become not a regular car, but a firetruck. | Following the end of Season 3, Axel Trololol was stolen by the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. Axel was apparently quite pleased with this, as upon entering [[The Fire House]], he realized his true destiny was to become not a regular car, but a firetruck. | ||
− | Axel repurposed his | + | Axel repurposed his ''Literal Arm Cannon'' as a firehose that he uses to both pitch balls and spray down the crowd with [[Royal Crown Malort]]. He reportedly said "I am now closer to vehicle than I am to man! I am glad!" |
<br /> | <br /> | ||
[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
− | |||
[[Category:Chicago Firefighters]] | [[Category:Chicago Firefighters]] |
Revision as of 04:52, 10 August 2020
Axel Trololol is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters. He previously pitched for the Kansas City Breath Mints and was traded to the Firefighters for Atlas Guerra due to the Vulture blessing awarded during the Season 3 elections.
Official League Records
Trololol was the recipient of the [[Season 2#Election Results]|Season 2]] blessing Literal Arm Cannon, raising his pitching rating from ★★ to ★★★★★. The Season 3 Performance Enhancing Demons blessing (awarded to the Firefighters after Trololol's trade) raised his pitching rating to ★★★★★½.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Axel is a self-proclaimed "regular old guy". He likes cars, beer, and hanging with his pals. He has very generic features, some even claim he resembles an amalgamation of every single blaseball player overlain, despite simultaneously being a car. Axel is also known for his prehensile tail and his striking red hair. He is a member of the Flast Family from The Flast and the Flurious movie series.
Axel is the sibling of Charleston Shoe Thieves' batter Stu Trololol.
Cybernetic Enhancements
Following the end of Season 2, Axel Trololol voluntarily underwent cybernetic surgery under the hands of an umpire. When asked to comment on this enhancement, Trololol said "I love cars! I am one step closer to becoming a car! Soon, I will be a car!"
Trade to Chicago Firefighters
Following the end of Season 3, Axel Trololol was stolen by the Chicago Firefighters. Axel was apparently quite pleased with this, as upon entering The Fire House, he realized his true destiny was to become not a regular car, but a firetruck.
Axel repurposed his Literal Arm Cannon as a firehose that he uses to both pitch balls and spray down the crowd with Royal Crown Malort. He reportedly said "I am now closer to vehicle than I am to man! I am glad!"