August Sky

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August Sky is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Sky has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 3, Day 23 after replacing Ogden Mendoza due to incineration.

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Sky is known for her prominent Mohawk.

After Ogden's incineration, the team gathered around the molten remains of the once proud marble statue. August flew down from a nearby snow-covered tree and landed on eir mitt. The majestic bird lifted a blaseball out of Ogden’s mitt and flung it with an unpredictable spiraling motion dead over the plate and into the stands. This was the first known instance of August’s now famous signature beakball pitch. Comfort Septemberish solemnly proclaimed, “Takes a licking, and keeps on ticking.”  Needing a new pitcher, the Jazz Hands accepted them into the team.

August has been frequently asked by interviewers to give a statement on their opinion of their blaseball-hating brethren. They refuse to comment at this time, but there is a glint in their eye every time the question is asked.