Alyssa Harrell/IF-30.944

Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Alyssa Harrell at their Rumor Registry.

Name

Harrell chooses to go by her surname in all contexts.

Harrell Check!

Harrell does not exist. Harrell always tries her best and will get 'em next time. She takes the team out for melted ice cream after each game, win or lose.

Hades Tigers

It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the dugout, Nagomi Meng turned to smile at Harrell and realized that she doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.

Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

New York Millenials

The first day of Harrell's move to the New York Millennials was difficult, largely due to the fact she doesn't exist and the Mills hadn't noticed her arrive. Not wanting her to feel left out again, the players now call out for a "Harrell Check" so Harrell can let them know she isn't there.

Although she has softened since joining the Mills, likely from developing a side gig for contractual reasons, Harrell is yet to reconsider the stance that, if given the chance, she would still sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

Yellowstone Magic

Upon her arrival to Yellowstone, she was offered her a seat at the campfire and a life free from side hustles. Outside of the concrete jungle, she has flourished, settling in to her new life under the blue sky and reportedly becoming slightly more real every day. When asked how she feels in her new environs, she said

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Whether she wishes to sacrifice the park's visitors one by one remains to be seen.

Rumor has it that Harrell has been replaced by a nearly indistinguishable entity also known as Harrell, which also doesn't exist. They appear to be linked, with only one not-existing at any given time. When one of them is not existing, it is not clear where the other is, although speculation abounds.

With the passing of the Milennials' Wesley Dudley in Season 7, Harrell inherited his prize sourdough starter. In Yellowstone's highly microbial environment, it seems to have picked up some new tricks, but still produces a killer loaf of sourdough rye.