Allison Abbott
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Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder for the Seattle Garages, as well as a stylophone player for The Experience (Seattle Garages)[1]. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier, on which several Seattle-area underground zines are printed, including LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE, GRLSNBLSBLL (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the official zine of the Garages.
I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!
I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with Greer Gwiffin or something. Idgaf
- ↑ No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"
