Aldon Cashmoney

Aldon Cashmoney
Basic Information
Team	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Alive
Batting	★★★★
Pitching	★★
Defense	★★
Running	★★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Powerlifting
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	2
Soulscream	EEEUXEEEUXEAAAUHAAAUHAUXAHOUXAHOUEEAIOEEAIOE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	Ve/Vim
Other Background Information
Instrument	Violin

Aldon Cashmoney is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Cashmoney has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1.

Official League Records

In the playoffs of Postseason 2, Day 104 against the Hades Tigers, the Jazz Hands were down 4-3 against the Tigers. Jazz Hands player Comfort Septemberish successfully stole home in the bottom of the 9th inning, bringing the score to a 4-4 tie. Cashmoney then hit a 2-run home run on the following pitch, securing victory for the Jazz Hands with a final score of 6-4, advancing the team to the next stage of the playoffs.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Ve is rumored to only hit triples, as per vis namesake. Ve wears the jersey number $1,000,000.

Aldon Cashmoney has become a role model for many younger Jazz Hands fans, as they strive to make their behavior in life a little more Cashmoney.

Aldon Cashmoney is a doppleganger for Okuyasu Nijimura from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable.