Albert Stink/Rumor Registry
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Testimony on Albert Stink's Identity
- Stories swirl about Albert Stink in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. Wiki archivists have dutifully recorded some of them in a Rumor Registry, summarized for easy research. These are the notes for one story from IF-26.347...
Albert Stink woke up one day in the NY Millennials apartment, not far from the fax machine, and realized he had been metamorphosed into a stink bug. Despite seeking to live an authentically free life, he can't help but feel like he is living his life with strings attached, as if he were being controlled like a marionette.
Certain rumors suggest that Albert Stink is actually Gun Bong in a Marco Stink mascot suit.
