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Agan Harrison is a player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]].
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Agan Harrison is a pitcher for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Agan's appearance, demeanor, performance, and personality are all remarkably unremarkable. Agan's partner, when asked to describe them, starred blankly into the middle distance for exactly 52 seconds before turning around reentering their home. Deep, mournful sobbing could be heard coming from the cellar of the Harrison estate for the next 36 hours.
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During one semester in college, Agan subsisted purely on chunky peanut butter, eaten straight from the jar with a wooden spoon. They are also known for their love of animals, and frequently volunteer at the Breckenridge Home for Abandoned Marmosets.  
 
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Revision as of 02:21, 30 July 2020


Agan Harrison is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Agan's appearance, demeanor, performance, and personality are all remarkably unremarkable. Agan's partner, when asked to describe them, starred blankly into the middle distance for exactly 52 seconds before turning around reentering their home. Deep, mournful sobbing could be heard coming from the cellar of the Harrison estate for the next 36 hours.

During one semester in college, Agan subsisted purely on chunky peanut butter, eaten straight from the jar with a wooden spoon. They are also known for their love of animals, and frequently volunteer at the Breckenridge Home for Abandoned Marmosets.