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Agan Harrison is a pitcher for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Agan's appearance, demeanor, performance, and personality are all remarkably unremarkable. Agan's partner, when asked to describe them, starred blankly into the middle distance for exactly 52 seconds before turning around and reentering their home. Deep, mournful sobbing could be heard coming from the cellar of the Harrison estate for the next 36 hours. | Agan Harrison is a pitcher for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Agan's appearance, demeanor, performance, and personality are all remarkably unremarkable. Agan's partner, when asked to describe them, starred blankly into the middle distance for exactly 52 seconds before turning around and reentering their home. Deep, mournful sobbing could be heard coming from the cellar of the Harrison estate for the next 36 hours. | ||
| − | During one semester in college, Agan subsisted purely on chunky peanut butter, eaten straight from the jar with a wooden spoon. They are also known for their love of animals, and frequently | + | During one semester in college, Agan subsisted purely on chunky peanut butter, eaten straight from the jar with a wooden spoon. They are also known for their love of animals, and frequently volunteers at the Breckenridge Home for Lonely Marmosets. |
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Revision as of 03:43, 30 July 2020
Agan Harrison is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Agan's appearance, demeanor, performance, and personality are all remarkably unremarkable. Agan's partner, when asked to describe them, starred blankly into the middle distance for exactly 52 seconds before turning around and reentering their home. Deep, mournful sobbing could be heard coming from the cellar of the Harrison estate for the next 36 hours.
During one semester in college, Agan subsisted purely on chunky peanut butter, eaten straight from the jar with a wooden spoon. They are also known for their love of animals, and frequently volunteers at the Breckenridge Home for Lonely Marmosets.
