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Season Results

  • In Season 1, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 50-49, missing the Postseason.
    • The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
  • In Season 2, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason before being swept 3-0 by the Philly Pies in Round 1.
  • In Season 3, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Philly Pies once again in Round 1.
    • The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
  • In Season 4, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Hades Tigers in Round 1.
    • As a result of the Alternate Reality decree, Moist Talkers batter Jesús Koch and pitcher Jenkins Good had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats.
    • The Moist Talkers won the Questioning Their Every Decision blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the Houston Spies, Miami Dale, Seattle Garages, and Breckenridge Jazz Hands by 7%.
  • In Season 5, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason and defeating the Baltimore Crabs 3-1 in Round 1 before losing to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands 3-2 in Round 2.
    • As a result of the High Filter decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new Mild High division.
    • The Moist Talkers won the Flame-Resistant Foam blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to incineration for Season 6.
  • In Season 6, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason.
    • The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
  • In Season 7, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 42-57, missing the Postseason.
    • The Moist Talkers won the Scorpler's Jacket blessing with 3% of the vote, granting Jesús Koch Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
  • In Season 8, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason.
    • The Moist Talkers won the Barrel of Tiny Eggs blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
  • In Season 9, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 50-49, missing the Postseason.
    • The Crabs won the Fifth Base Bubble blessing with 24% of the vote, inflicting Fifth Base on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
    • The Flowers won The Shame Bubble blessing with 7% of the vote, inflicting Targeted Shame on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
    • The Moist Talkers won the Eat me, Drink me blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting Beans McBlase's Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning.
    • The Moist Talkers also won the Tag Team Hitting blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the Unlimited Tacos by 10%.
    • Third, the Moist Talkers won the Boatload of Tiny Eggs blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
    • Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the Fishing Net blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of Cedric Spliff.
  • In Season 10, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild High division with a record of 67-32, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the New York Millennials in Round 2.
    • As a result of the Shelled One's defeat on Day X, York Silk fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player.
    • The Moist Talkers won the Divisional Swap blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into the Mild Low, and sending the Philly Pies into Mild High.
  • In Season 11, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 65-39, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the Yellowstone Magic in Round 2.
    • The Moist Talkers won the V blessing, granting them V The Hierophant as their Tarot Card.