Parker Parra

Art by @Slagstorm

Parker Parra
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Alive
Batting	★★
Pitching	★
Defense	★★1/2
Running	★★1/2
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Mourning
Coffee Style	Flat White
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	33
Soulscream	UIEXAUIEXAUUXAXIUXAXIUIOAOAIOAOAIIEAEAIEAEAI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them

Parker Parra is a player for the Baltimore Crabs and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Parra currently has no notable events in the official record books

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Parker Parra - Chief Media Emissary

You might think from looking at them that Parker Parra is a troublemaker who causes more issues for People Ops than they're worth. And you'd be right! However, noting their success as a Crabs-Classic™ media darling, we at Crabs LLC™ have capitalized on their marketability to attract a Streaming Audience.

You can catch Parker Parra commentating Company-Approved Videos Game at the times listed in the schedule on their Twlich™ page. In their spare time they love playing by the rules, raising company morale, and taking any company-mandated reprimands like an absolute champ!

Some Parker Parra Fun Facts!

• Has a sixth toe on one foot

• Has a penchant for fly fishing

• Can do seven consecutive pushups