Topic on Talk:Mike Townsend

I'm proposing we add an IRM in the same style as Abner Pothos, community rumors about what Mike gets up to in his downtime, written in journalistic style. Like so:

"Tonwsend and Trombone in a Tiff!"

Mike Townsend was spotted buying bread from Grand Central before today's game, much to the shock and awe of onlookers. "He usually bakes bread with Betsy before games, did they get into a fight?" one nosy tourist remarked.

Attempts to speak with Townsend on the matter was met with stammering before beating a hasty retreat into the shadows.

When asked for comment, Trombone was quoted saying "The fuck is it to you? I was busy, get off my back" before siccing their crows on the reporter.

Wrote an IRM entry detailing the time that Mike and Oliver Mueller got kicked out of a casino in space for cheating at cards. The entry is in the form of an incident report from the space casino.

Entry here

I Love this idea!!!! I haven't fully finished writing these out yet, but here are my proposals for a few:

"No Fax Given: Townsend Spotted Bringing a Comically Large Hammer into the Big Garage Copy Room"

"LIL ROADIES LIL MAGAZINE EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: What Secrets Lie Underneath Mike Townsend's Hat?"

This one based on that episode of Naruto where they're all trying to figure out what's under Kakashi's mask! It ends with Betsy Trombone convincing the Lil Roadies that it's a creature that controls Mike called Batatouille, and the Lil Roadies arguing about what creature Batatouille is.

"Our Favorite 23 Times Mike Townsend Wore His Own Merch 😍"

This one is based on those clickbait sites and the article is just a bit where you can't read the actual content of the article because there's too many ads

"MECHADUCK? The Latest News about the Rumored Collaboration Between Mike Townsend and Quack Enjoyable"

Thihs one is about Mike building a mech for Quack

I'll post again and crosspost to talkpages once I fully finish writing these!!!!!!!

I wrote two of them!

The clickbait one can be seen on my userpage and is maybe my greatest work EVER! Quick hits include Mike wearing his merch to Olive's Garden as opposed to going to a real Italian restaurant, and a lot of silly advertisements and popups UserWiki:Apricots

And the one about what's underneath Mike's hat has the following beats:

• Someone named Tim U. (an allusion to Tim Uranus, a joke among some fans that Mike once had an 80s persona named Tim Uranus) writes in to the Lil Roadies Lil Magazine asking what's under Mike's hat
• Lil Roadie Kenneth Midcentury writes about the investigation, which includes lots of research and attempting to sneak into Mike's room at night
• Kenny Mid manages to track down Betsy Trombone and spontaneously interview them, where Betsy reveals that underneath Mike's hat is Batatouille, a creature that pilots Mike around by pulling his hair (you know, like Ratatouille)
  • It is implied that Betsy is probably making this up but the Lil Roadies take it as a fact
• The Lil Roadies then argue about if Batatouille is a rat like in their favorite movie RatatouiIIe, a bat like Rouge from Sonic, or a bat like a blaseball bat. They all agree that no matter which of these it is, it explains how Mike managed to be a good batter
• With the mystery solved, Kenny Mid signs off

Ok thats all let me know what you think bye!!!!!!!

Mike IRM proposal of a tabloid article talking about him and Tillman. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kfJfyJyBzQTLwLY5G26DtJ7IQOnKUHbBsKfEp_9819g/edit?usp=sharing