Summary: Lucien is sometimes three raccoons in a trenchcoat.
Patchwork today appears to be three raccoons. I initially thought someone must have left the lab window open overnight, but as soon as they saw me they formed a three-raccoon tower inside a trenchcoat that I definitely didn't leave here, making it pretty clear that they are actually Patchwork. They don't speak, though they do chitter. For the game, they put Lucien's jersey on over the trenchcoat. I was unable to get a good look at how they swung the bat. They abandoned the trenchcoat while running the bases. As seems to be usual with unexpected forms of Patchwork, the umpires did not object. They wore the trenchcoat while fielding, but did not field any balls while I was observing them.
