Personal Info Little is known about Patchwork as they are rarely seen outside of Gleek Arena and attempts to interview them have been stifled due to what a Moist Talkers representative claimed was an “ongoing scientific investigation”. However, recently files pertaining to Patchwork thought to be confidential were intentionally leaked on Commissioner Vapor’s “Secret Saturday” stream, with Vapor claiming “I found these in my Mo-... Mooney’s files and she makes duplicates of everything so there’s no way she’ll miss these.” Excerpts from Vapor’s live reading are shared below
Patchwork Investigative Brief
Day 1:
The entity is unlike any I’ve seen. Vapor was certainly an initially chaotic force but this is an entire realm apart. Most tools I’ve attempted to use to examine its nature have failed to register any sort of reading or simply fell apart upon close proximity to the entity. The ghouls at the ILB have insisted the entity “play ball” despite its current state and I am unfortunately unable to deny their request.
Day 5:
Promising results from tests B-20 and C-44, Entity is able to communicate and has been found to be rather pleasant despite its tendency to completely confuse me at every turn. Nevertheless progress is progress.
Day 14:
Unusual results today. Despite all the evidence to the contrary a lab assistant insists the entity is “A Dalmatian, 100% a certified Dalmation”. Placed assistant under observation pending completion of this project.
Day 25:
Very exciting results. The entity has begun to become accustomed to several “forms” and has even begun taking on specific personality traits. We have begun to create a compendium of the forms and the unique traits of each. When we asked if it had decided on a designation it claimed “Lucien Patchwork!”. After this I went to the archives to log the information but surprisingly I found the name Lucien Patchwork on all files dating back to our first discovery of the entity, including the temporary ILB registration I was forced to submit. Puzzling, must investigate further.
