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IRM: Emblem “Emmie” Warhorse

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Emblem “Emmie” Warhorse is a middle-aged butch Korean woman who is usually seen tending to the Emblem Warhorse bar with Mme. W or riding with the Warhorse’s outlaw motorcycle club. She has been around the Warhorse for as long as anyone can remember and serves a protector to both the bar and its patrons.

While Mme. W serves as a guide to newcomers of the establishment, Emmie tends to look after those who have been around for a while and is always ready to serve a drink and some sardonic advice to those who need it. If the situation is particularly dire she has been known to bust out one of her world famous bear hugs. These hugs are so good it is said they put the receiver in a state of euphoria for the next 24 hours.

When not working Emmie enjoys riding with the Warhorse’s biker gang and claims the shadows are the best place to ride. She has also been known to participate in the Warhorse’s drag shows as a king. Her persona is always cowboy themed and she is notorious for her complicated lasso tricks.

One of the few things widely known about Emmie’s personal life is her long standing relationship with fellow mysterious barkeep Madame Emblem Warhorse, with whom she is often found tending the bar with. Emmie is notably the only individual capable of flustering the Madam's otherwise unshakable cryptic persona. Due to their evident intimacy, the two of them are presumed to know a great deal about each other's cryptic origins, though they are both as guarded about their partner's life as they are their own - if not more.

Emmie’s drink of choice is whiskey. Her emblem is a tattoo on her upper left arm and is usually visible due to her preference for tank tops. How Emmie became a patron of the Warhorse is the source of several tall tales including stories of her single handedly fighting off a rival biker group, building all the furniture of the Warhorse in a day and deadlifting two motorcycles at once to save someone trapped underneath. Any attempts at discovering the truth of the matter have been futile.

Despite her many other skills she is not particularly good at Blaseball.