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Proposed Entry for Jasper Ji-eun

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Beelijah (talkcontribs)

--Entry into the Core-- Jasper Ji-eun is a former resident of Mechanicsville, Virginia, and a self-proclaimed lifelong fan and enemy of the Baltimore Crabs. Jasper was pursuing an undergraduate degree in sculpture before they tripped and fell into the James River, and subsequently washed up in the Core. Witnesses say that Jasper "cried with relief" when they realized they no longer had to finish their finals.

--Career-- Jasper has been a controversial figure in the Core. Critics have argued that their designs of being more flashy than practical, and that Jasper has never actually fixed anything in their entire life. Others defend the validity of Jasper's work, arguing, "I dunno, they just look kinda neat to me."

Jasper experiences chronic migraines, and produces and sells a line of affordable custom vogmasks.