Talk:Randy Dennis/Archive

Peanut allergy is not actually community lore; it is a set player attribute. Will consult with admin on how to deal with this. Nesblitt (talk) 00:39, 11 August 2020 (UTC)

Sneakerhead Randy proposal, 10/08/2020

This would go in the "Personal Life" section.

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Randy is also an avid sneakerhead and possesses a collection spanning over 70 pairs. However, not only does Randy not wear sneakers (as they are physically incapable of doing so), but they are also entirely oblivious to how sneakers are supposed to be used. They have tried to use sneakers as beach balls, pillows, and other uses, with little to no success.

When someone explains to Randy that sneakers are intended to be used as footwear, their common response is “I’ve heard the rumors myself, but I’m not going to jump the gun until I get the facts”.

Although many assume that this would leave Randy as a valuable target for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, Randy instead allows the Thieves to “borrow” the sneakers for an indefinite amount of time. They simply assume that the sneakers are either being enjoyed by fellow sneakerheads, or used for “research purposes” to determine what they’re actually used for.

MEGATRUCKS (talk) 19:39, 8 October 2020 (UTC)