Talk:Blimp Hardison

Willow Hardison (she/her) is a goth medic on board the blimp. She was born into a very boring, disciplined nuclear family who were never really around and so once she went to uni she reinvented herself as a goth and took it upoun herself to cross as many things off her bucket list as possible. She has done a wide array of extreme activities all whilst completely expressionless to maintain her brand. Willow is not a very good medic as she lied on her application, she is actually a theater major and she has an unfortunately pessimistic bedside manner that is at least a little made up by her incredible knack for remaining calm at all times.

Qxthrfcx Hardison aka The Thing With Too Many Eyes and Not Enough Else. Nobody knows what job they do on the Blimp but they always seem to be in the corner of a room watching others. Every attempt to remove Qxthrfcx has resulted in strange malfunctions throughout the blimp. Just a strange friend that wants to learn more about people. Pronouns See/Seem/Seems

The Jester (he/they) takes care of the plants he brings aboard the blimp, as well as generating homegrown produce for the crew that they then help cook, acting as a right hand man to the resident Cook—— in addition to being a general hazard to the medical team. Before joining the crew, The Jester was a travelling musician who indulged in creating art in their spare time.

IRM Submission:

The Instructional Safety Occupation Network (I.S.O.N) is a smart AI and crew safety officer with a passion for saftey and a love for their crew. Their nickname is Keeps. Xe eventually gained a body, and mobility aids so that the could go with the crew on missions, and so it could play blaseball. Pronouns it/its, they/them, and xe/xem

Okay i hope this is correct i am learning here :-) The Squire (he/vem) is a college drop out conservationist who cares for the endangered species the Blimps. Ve is mostly found followed by the flock of young Blimps they care for. (Blimps, for reference, are small pink creatures that resemble their older and much bigger counterparts. They are basically big floating capybaras with large ears and small wings)

Lovers plan on ripping off Emblem Warhorse taking inspiration from Emblem Warhorse and setting up a similar player concept for Blimp Hardison. Blimp Hardison is a misfiled name of an Airship that was registered as a Blaseball Player and therefore all of the crew take turns playing Blaseball. Also, all of the crew are named Hardison (like Final Fantasy's famous character, Cid.)

We'll be using a vignette IRM with some custom titles to label players as "Crew" of the ship.

I will also be submitting an IRM for a crew member whose elevator pitch is:

"A LARPer who was cursed and now transforms into a frog and/or human anytime someone kisses them. They spend their time being a loyal follower/stan of King Roland and have been doing research on the Blimp to create LARP era appropriate flying vessels."

This a summary of a fictional crew member The Pedant, of the canon Blaseball character Blimp Hardison.

The Pedant (she/fae/xe)

The Pedant was formerly a recent college graduate with a degree in literature who hoped to become a book editor. She is an Afro-Indigenous feminine-aligned person hailing from the Lenape and Anishinaabe nations. In faer spare time, fae is a jingle dancer, a poet, and a dedicated LARPer, who focuses on the Elizabethan and Rococo Eras. The Pedant became involved with the Hardison ship after being invited to a ball thrown by King Roland; however, due there being no pilot, the ball had passed by the time they arrived in San Francisco. During the journey, The Pedant showed a natural ability to direct people, gain their respect, and coordinate plans. Xe became the first-mate to The Captain and a permanent fixture of the Hardison’s crew.