Ephraim Ladd/IF-85.193
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Item #: TWH-REDACTED
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: TWH-REDACTED is to be kept within the confines of the Wapakoneta Air, Space, and REDACTED Museum and REDACTED at all times under constant surveillance. TWH staff shall rotate out as surveillance staff regularly, with a maximum of no longer than three consecutive months of exposure. TWH staff chosen for these positions must be tested for peanut allergies before and after each shift.
Every week, the entity must participate in a game of REDACTED. TWH staff are to ensure the entity arrives at the designated REDACTED field at precisely the correct time. Failure to do so will result in [DATA EXPUNGED].
Description: TWH-REDACTED is a humanoid entity of unknown origin whose appearance changes based on whoever is observing it. Notable appearances include:
- A long lost childhood friend of the observer.
- [REDACTED], a deceased REDACTED player for the Ohio REDACTED
- The mother of the observer
- A REDACTED
TWH-REDACTED regularly wears a fully functional spacesuit originating from [DATA EXPUNGED]. While wearing the helmet, the entity's appearance changing properties do not appear to take effect.
TWH-REDACTED is generally polite and genial to all who speak to it, although it is known to be shy and withdrawn when attempting to make conversation. When asked about its history and past, the entity appears to not be able to recall anything prior to Incident-REDACTED-REDACTED. Further pressing on the matter has proven futile, including exposure to REDACTED.
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TWH-REDACTED is known to be a seraphic entity as described in the Book of Isaiah. It has the ability to emanate a group of six angelic wings, which the entity can hide at will. When the entity is not invoking its ability to change its appearance while also not wearing its space helmet, its true appearance can be seen, although this has only been observed REDACTED times. Its true appearance [DATA EXPUNGED] with REDACTED eyes and [DATA EXPUNGED] blinding resplendent light.
TWH-REDACTED was recovered by the [REDACTED] during the event known as Incident-REDACTED-REDACTED. [REDACTED] found the entity drifting in deep space, orbiting [REDACTED]. After recovery, the entity had no knowledge of what had happened or how they had gotten there. The only memory that the entity could recall was the word, "Ephraim."
