Difference between revisions of "Yellowstone Caverns Tour Safety Guidelines"

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So you've decided to take a tour in the incredible [[Yellowstone Caverns]]! Make sure to follow these guidelines to ensure you get the most out of your trip!
  
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* Always stick with your guide! They’re with you to ensure your tour is both safe and fun!
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* Stick to the paths! Conservation is important to us, and will help keep you safe to boot!
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* If you insist on venturing deeper than the paths dare go, make sure you tell your guide! They will do what they can to convince you to abandon this folly!
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* Understand, before making this choice, that there are consequences to venturing too deep.
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* Make sure you bring enough water for your tour! Staying hydrated is important, and nothing you find below will benefit you!
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* If you see your own reflection where no mirrors could possibly be, inform your guide and retreat from the area! Some areas of the caverns are thought to be filled with gassed which can cause some guests to hallucinate!
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* Always stick with your guide! They understand the consequences of your actions!
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* If you lose the ability to tell the difference between up and down, consider turning back! You are running out of time! * REDACTED * Always stick with your guide! They are prepared to do what you are not!
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* There is [[A Place Between Above and Below]], a midway point. If you find yourself in this place, stick with your guide, they will do what they can to pull you back from the brink.
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* If, in the Place Between Above and Below, [[Bevan Wise]] attempts to impart upon you the Forbidden Lore, abandon your guide.
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* Understand, above all else, that we are sorry.

Revision as of 20:38, 6 August 2020

So you've decided to take a tour in the incredible Yellowstone Caverns! Make sure to follow these guidelines to ensure you get the most out of your trip!

  • Always stick with your guide! They’re with you to ensure your tour is both safe and fun!
  • Stick to the paths! Conservation is important to us, and will help keep you safe to boot!
  • If you insist on venturing deeper than the paths dare go, make sure you tell your guide! They will do what they can to convince you to abandon this folly!
  • Understand, before making this choice, that there are consequences to venturing too deep.
  • Make sure you bring enough water for your tour! Staying hydrated is important, and nothing you find below will benefit you!
  • If you see your own reflection where no mirrors could possibly be, inform your guide and retreat from the area! Some areas of the caverns are thought to be filled with gassed which can cause some guests to hallucinate!
  • Always stick with your guide! They understand the consequences of your actions!
  • If you lose the ability to tell the difference between up and down, consider turning back! You are running out of time! * REDACTED * Always stick with your guide! They are prepared to do what you are not!
  • There is A Place Between Above and Below, a midway point. If you find yourself in this place, stick with your guide, they will do what they can to pull you back from the brink.
  • If, in the Place Between Above and Below, Bevan Wise attempts to impart upon you the Forbidden Lore, abandon your guide.
  • Understand, above all else, that we are sorry.