Yellowstone Caverns Tour Safety Guidelines

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So you've decided to take a tour in the incredible Yellowstone Caverns! Make sure to follow these guidelines to ensure you get the most out of your trip!

Always stick with your guide! They’re with you to ensure your tour is both safe and fun.
Stick to the paths! Conservation is important to us, and will help keep you safe to boot.
Be sure you exit the caves with all the same items you entered with! Taking or leaving objects can disrupt the local ecosystem.
Make sure you bring enough water for your tour! Staying hydrated is important, and nothing you find below will benefit you.
If you insist on venturing deeper than the designated paths, make sure you tell your guide! They will do what they can to convince you to abandon this grievous folly.
Ensure you limit the length of your tours to no longer than REDACTED hours! Prolonged exposure to the caves can have adverse affects on a guest's health!
Understand, before making this choice, that there are consequences to venturing too deep!
The caverns contain many reflecting pools, which are fun destinations for resting or exploration. However, if you begin to see your own reflection in rocks, thin air, or the faces of other guests, inform your guide and make your way to an exit immediately! Some areas of the caverns are thought to be filled with gasses which can cause some guests to hallucinate!
Always stick with your guide! They understand the consequences of your actions!
If you begin to lose the ability to differentiate up from down, have your guide fasten a tethering line and assist you in finding your way out!
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Always stick with your guide! They are prepared to do what you are not.
There is no tour to A Place Between Above and Below. If you nevertheless find yourself in this midway point, stick with your guide! They will do what they can to pull you back from the brink.
If, in the Place Between Above and Below, Bevan Wise attempts to impart upon you the Forbidden Lore, abandon your guide.
Understand, above all else, that we are sorry.