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Yellowstone National Park

National Park Service Standardized Irregularity Report

Documenting Researcher: Researcher Lestrange

Irregularity Designation: YS-001 (“Bluesky National Park”)

Irregularity Class: YGGDRASIL

Park Management Protocol: Information regarding YS-001 is to be restricted to clearance level Fourth Base on a “need-to-know” basis. Park staff who learn of YS-001 without the proper clearance are to be REDACTED, and any individual found to be attempting to leak information regarding YS-001 is to be immediately REDACTED.

Any and all underground cavities reaching a depth of at least REDACTED are to be constantly patrolled by Park Rangers. Under no circumstances may any individual be allowed past the REDACTED without proper clearance. Park guests are to be disincentivized from looking too closely at the REDACTED.

While the extent is unknown, Yellowstone Magic is associated with continued safekeeping of YS-001, and all possible resources are to be allocated to the team so that they may continue their mission. Despite this, No members of the Yellowstone Magic are considered to have a clearance level of Fourth Base, and thus all previous procedures remain in effect.

Irregularity Description: YS-001 is a poorly understood REDACTED to the Yellowstone National Park. It is not currently known if YS-001 is REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, or a REDACTED. YS-001 takes the form of a non-exact REDACTED of the Yellowstone National Park, REDACTED in the sky above the Park. This REDACTED is primarily known by its codename, “Bluesky”. YS-001 is not normally visible while within the park, despite tests confirming that it is still REDACTED. It is not known why this effect occurs, but there are several known REDACTED of allowing an individual to view YS-001.

There are two theoretically possible methods of entering YS-001; drilling, spelunking, or otherwise going underground past a depth of at least REDACTED, or rising at least REDACTED into the air. When an individual passes these thresholds, they will experience a REDACTED of REDACTED – this is generally not noticed by individuals entering through underground methods. From this point, they are considered to be within YS-001, but they must either REDACTED or REDACTED another REDACTED or REDACTED respectively to reach the surface of YS-001. However, all recorded attempts at entering YS-001 using REDACTED methods, such as REDACTED or REDACTED in on a REDACTED, have resulted in catastrophic failure. The only successful attempts at entering YS-001 were made by highly experienced Park Rangers with strong spiritual beliefs, entering through the REDACTED.

The surface of YS-001 appears similar to the surface of Yellowstone, however on closer inspection a majority of flora and fauna within YS-001 bears only a passing resemblance to the life in Yellowstone. It is currently assumed that life within YS-001 REDACTED from the life in Yellowstone at some unknown point in time prior to the REDACTED of REDACTED. Much of the life within YS-001 has unusual coloration and behavior, such as reports of “Flying Beavers”, “Photo-Negative Bison”, and “Carnivorous Trees”. There is no evidence of REDACTED by any sapient beings. Attempts to leave evidence of sapient REDACTED has failed.

Additional Notes: I can’t take this anymore, there's so much red tape in between me and what's really going on here.

I’m going into the caves.

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 = '''Yellowstone National Park''' =
-National Park Services Standardized Irregularity Report
+[[National Park Service]] [[National Park Services Standardized Irregularity Reports|Standardized Irregularity Report]]
 '''Documenting Researcher:''' Researcher Lestrange
-----'''Irregularity Designation:''' YS-001 (“Bluesky National Park”)
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+'''Irregularity Designation:''' YS-001 (“Bluesky National Park”)
 '''Irregularity Class:''' YGGDRASIL
-'''Park Management Protocol:''' Information regarding YS-001 is to be restricted to clearance level Fourth Base “Need to know basis”. Park staff who learn of YS-001 without the proper clearance is to be ████████ ███ ███████████, and any individual found to be attempting to leak information regarding YS-001 is to be immediately ██████████.
+'''Park Management Protocol:''' Information regarding YS-001 is to be restricted to clearance level Fourth Base on a “need-to-know” basis. Park staff who learn of YS-001 without the proper clearance are to be {{RedactMulti|8|3|11|spaces=y}}, and any individual found to be attempting to leak information regarding YS-001 is to be immediately {{rd|10}}.
-Any and all underground cavities reaching a depth of at least ███ ██████ are to be constantly patrolled by Park Rangers. Under no circumstances can any individual be allowed past the ███ █████ ████ without proper clearance. Park guests are to be disincentived from looking too closely at the ███.
+Any and all underground cavities reaching a depth of at least {{RedactMulti|3|6|spaces=y}} are to be constantly patrolled by Park Rangers. Under no circumstances may any individual be allowed past the {{RedactMulti|3|5|4|spaces=y}} without proper clearance. Park guests are to be disincentivized from looking too closely at the {{rd|3}}.
 While the extent is unknown, Yellowstone Magic is associated with continued safekeeping of YS-001, and all possible resources are to be allocated to the team so that they may continue their mission. Despite this, No members of the Yellowstone Magic are considered to have a clearance level of Fourth Base, and thus all previous procedures remain in effect.
-'''Irregularity Description:''' YS-001 is a poorly understood █████ █████████ to the Yellowstone National Park. It is not currently known if YS-001 is ████████████████, ███████████, █████████████, or a ██████████ ████████. YS-001 takes the form of a non-exact █████████ of the Yellowstone National Park, █████████ ██████ ████ in the sky above the Park. This █████ is primarily known by its codename, “Bluesky”. YS-001 is not normally visible while within the park, despite tests confirming that it is still ██████████ ███████. It is not known why this effect occurs, but there are several known ███████████ ███████ of allowing an individual to view YS-001.
+'''Irregularity Description:''' YS-001 is a poorly understood {{RedactMulti|5|9|spaces=y}} to the Yellowstone National Park. It is not currently known if YS-001 is {{rd|16}}, {{rd|11}}, {{rd|13}}, or a {{RedactMulti|10|8|spaces=y}}. YS-001 takes the form of a non-exact {{rd|9}} of the Yellowstone National Park, {{RedactMulti|9|6|4|spaces=y}} in the sky above the Park. This {{rd|5}} is primarily known by its codename, “<span style="color:blue">'''Bluesky'''</span>”. YS-001 is not normally visible while within the park, despite tests confirming that it is still {{RedactMulti|10|7|spaces=y}}. It is not known why this effect occurs, but there are several known {{RedactMulti|11|7|spaces=y}} of allowing an individual to view YS-001.
+There are two theoretically possible methods of entering YS-001; drilling, spelunking, or otherwise going underground past a depth of at least {{RedactMulti|3|6|spaces=y}}, or rising at least {{RedactMulti|3|6|spaces=y}} into the air. When an individual passes these thresholds, they will experience a {{rd|8}} of {{rd|7}} – this is generally not noticed by individuals entering through underground methods. From this point, they are considered to be within YS-001, but they must either {{rd|4}} or {{rd|5}} another {{rd|3}} or {{RedactMulti|3|6|spaces=y}} respectively to reach the surface of YS-001. However, all recorded attempts at entering YS-001 using {{rd|10}} methods, such as {{rd|8}} or {{rd|6}} in on a {{rd|10}}, have resulted in catastrophic failure. The only successful attempts at entering YS-001 were made by highly experienced Park Rangers with strong spiritual beliefs, entering through the {{RedactMulti|11|4|8|spaces=y}}.
-There are two theoretically possible methods of entering YS-001; Drilling, Spelunking, or otherwise going underground past a depth of at least ███ ██████, or rising at least ███ ██████ into the air. When an individual passes these thresholds, they will experience a ████████ of ███████- this is generally not noticed by individuals entering through underground methods. From this point, they are considered to be within YS-001, but they must either ████ or █████ another ███ or ███ ██████ respectively to reach the surface of YS-001. However, all recorded attempts at entering YS-001 using ██████████ methods, such as ████████ or ██████ in on a ██████████, have resulted in catastrophic failure. The only successful attempts at entering YS-001 were made by highly experienced Park Rangers with strong spiritual beliefs, entering through the ███████████ ████ ████████.
+The surface of YS-001 appears similar to the surface of Yellowstone, however on closer inspection a majority of flora and fauna within YS-001 bears only a passing resemblance to the life in Yellowstone. It is currently assumed that life within YS-001 {{RedactMulti|8|14|spaces=y}} from the life in Yellowstone at some unknown point in time prior to the {{rd|9}} of {{rd|9}}. Much of the life within YS-001 has unusual coloration and behavior, such as reports of “Flying Beavers”, “Photo-Negative Bison”, and “Carnivorous Trees”. There is no evidence of {{rd|10}} by any sapient beings. Attempts to leave evidence of sapient {{rd|10}} has failed.
-The surface of YS-001 appears similar to the surface of Yellowstone, however on closer inspection a majority of flora and fauna within YS-001 bears only a passing resemblance to the life in Yellowstone. It’s currently assumed that life within YS-001 ████████ ████████████ from the life in Yellowstone at some unknown point of time before the █████████ of █████████. Much of the life within YS-001 has unusual coloration and behavior, such as reports of “Flying Beavers”, “Photo-Negative Bison”, and “Carnivorous Trees”. There is no evidence of ██████████ by any sapient beings. Attempts to leave evidence of sapient ██████████ has failed.
+'''Additional Notes:''' I can’t take this anymore, there's so much red tape in between me and what's really going on here.
-'''Additional Notes:''' This is utterly insane, even by our standards. We’ve been poking and prodding at this thing for months now and we’re not getting any closer to understanding what’s going on. The Park Rangers are really up in arms about our involvement, too- a lot of them don’t even know that ███████ exists, but they just sort of seem to hate that we’re even here. The level of secrecy and bureaucracy related to this thing is breaking my brain- I can’t even imagine how many people this has to have involved, how many years we’ve known about this. It’s almost like this thing resists any attempts at understanding it- we’ve confirmed almost nothing about it, half of this document alone is wild speculation cleaned up as much as possible! And yet I just can’t get it out of my head. Every time I go outside, I look up, up at that false sky, and I can’t stop thinking that it’s going to all fall down on top of me.
+I’m going into the [[Yellowstone Caverns|caves]].
-I can’t take this anymore. I’m going into the [[Yellowstone Caverns|caves]].
+[[Category:Yellowstone Magic]]

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