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| − | {{Player|team=[[Unlimited Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=½|pronouns=they/them}}'''Wyatt "Taiga Quitter" Mason''' is a lineup player for the [[Unlimited Tacos]] and has been with the team since [[Season 1]]. | + | {{Player|team=[[Unlimited Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=½|batting=½|pitching=0|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=★★★|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Gambling|coffee=Light & Sweet|blood=AA|fate=92|soulscream=UAEUOUAEUOUHHAEHHHAEHHOAAIIOAAIIOXAAOXXAAOXXAXAHOAXAHOA|pronouns=they/them}}'''Wyatt "Taiga Quitter" Mason''' is a lineup player for the [[Unlimited Tacos]] and has been with the team since [[Season 1]]. |
Revision as of 19:53, 11 August 2020
Wyatt "Taiga Quitter" Mason is a lineup player for the Unlimited Tacos and has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
Peanut Allergy
Mason was the second member of the team to swallow a stray peanut during Season 3 Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. Their hitting rating went from ★ star to ½ star, and they reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from Wyatt Mason.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Early Life and Recruitment
Before joining the league, Mason held a variety of jobs including carpenter, insurance salesperson, tarot reader, civil engineer, UX designer, bus driver, and chef. Though they excelled at many of these positions, they never developed a lasting career in any of those fields due to their propensity to quit after only a few weeks on the job. Their reasons for quitting are unknown, but it has been rumored that a family curse is the root cause. They were in the midst of applying for a position as a deli meat slicer at Ralphino's when they signed up for the community kickball league, marking the beginning of their Blaseball career.
Reputation and Controversy
Despite being statistically the worst hitter on the team, Mason consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine.
Mason has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Mason attempting to quit the ILB. Mason commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know Incineration is the only way out."
