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Wyatt "Taiga Quitter" Mason is a rookie hitter for the Los Angeles Tacos and they are just adorable. Look at them swing the big bat! Who's the best bat swinger? Who is? Despite being statistically the worst hitter on the team, Mason consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine.

Before joining the league, Mason held a variety of jobs including carpenter, insurance salesperson, tarot reader, civil engineer, UX designer, bus driver, and chef. Though they excelled at many of these positions, they never developed a lasting career in any of those fields due to their propensity to quit after only a few weeks on the job. Their reasons for quitting are unknown, but it has been rumored that a family curse is the root cause. They were in the midst of applying for a position as a deli meat slicer at Ralphino's when they signed up for the community kickball league, marking the beginning of their Blaseball career.

Mason has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know Incineration is the only way out."

Mason was the second member of the team to swallow a stray peanut during Season 3 Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. They went from one star to one half star, and reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from Wyatt Mason.

Mason has been a member of the team since Season 1.

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-{{Player|team=[[Los Angeles Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=½|pronouns=they/them}}'''Wyatt "Taiga Quitter" Mason''' is a rookie hitter for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] and they are just adorable. Look at them swing the big bat! Who's the best bat swinger? Who is? Despite being statistically the worst hitter on the team, Quitter consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine.
+{{Player|team=[[Los Angeles Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=½|pronouns=they/them}}'''Wyatt "Taiga Quitter" Mason''' is a rookie hitter for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] and they are just adorable. Look at them swing the big bat! Who's the best bat swinger? Who is? Despite being statistically the worst hitter on the team, Mason consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine.
-Before joining the league, Quitter held a variety of jobs including carpenter, insurance salesperson, tarot reader, civil engineer, UX designer, bus driver, and chef. Though they excelled at many of these positions, they never developed a lasting career in any of those fields due to their propensity to quit after only a few weeks on the job. Their reasons for quitting are unknown, but it has been rumored that a family curse is the root cause. They were in the midst of applying for a position as a deli meat slicer at Ralphino's when they signed up for the community kickball league, marking the beginning of their Blaseball career.
+Before joining the league, Mason held a variety of jobs including carpenter, insurance salesperson, tarot reader, civil engineer, UX designer, bus driver, and chef. Though they excelled at many of these positions, they never developed a lasting career in any of those fields due to their propensity to quit after only a few weeks on the job. Their reasons for quitting are unknown, but it has been rumored that a family curse is the root cause. They were in the midst of applying for a position as a deli meat slicer at Ralphino's when they signed up for the community kickball league, marking the beginning of their Blaseball career.
-Quitter has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know [[Incineration]] is the only way out."
+Mason has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know [[Incineration]] is the only way out."
-Quitter was the second member of the team to swallow a stray peanut during [[Season 3]] Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. They went from one star to one half star, and reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from [[Wyatt Mason]].
+Mason was the second member of the team to swallow a stray peanut during [[Season 3]] Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. They went from one star to one half star, and reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from [[Wyatt Mason (Wyatt Mason)|Wyatt Mason]].
-Quitter has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
+Mason has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
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