Winnie Hess

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Winnie Hess is a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Hess has been with the Breath Mints since the end of Season One. Hess previously pitched for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

At the end of Season One, Hess came to the Breath Mints after the Crabs received the "Steal Best Pitcher" Blessing and stole PolkaDot Patterson. Upon arriving in Kansas City, Hess jumped from a zero star pitcher to a two and a half star pitcher after receiving the "Mysterious Enhancement" blessing.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Hess has been said to resemble a humanoid horse, or a humanoid human wearing a horse mask.

(Art by @ghostwriterish)


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