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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]]. | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]]. | ||
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Toaster joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] as the Wild Wings' [[Season 13]] Playoff Birth. | Toaster joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] as the Wild Wings' [[Season 13]] Playoff Birth. | ||
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===Background=== | ===Background=== | ||
| − | The first records of Wichita Toaster come from the | + | The first records of Wichita Toaster come from the National Transportation Safety Board report on what was known as [[The Reinisch Event]]. An earth moving machine was stopped from rampaging through downtown Topeka. It appeared to be piloted remotely, and had a manifesto inside that called for the entire state of Kansas to be made perfectly flat, geographically speaking, creating a 900 ft cliff running through Kansas City. The machine appeared to be welded together with random parts. Many engineers and mechanics have studied the machine and none can explain how it was able to start, let alone run for such a long time. Toaster was not found, but a warrant for her arrest is still active. |
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*Toaster prefers to refer to people by shortened versions of their names. | *Toaster prefers to refer to people by shortened versions of their names. | ||
*While an engineering degree from "UC Berketey" hangs on her wall, Toaster insists that her work is closer to alchemy than science. | *While an engineering degree from "UC Berketey" hangs on her wall, Toaster insists that her work is closer to alchemy than science. | ||
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Revision as of 03:00, 13 April 2021
Wichita Toaster is a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and has been with the team since the Season 13 elections.
Official League Records
Toaster joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Mexico City Wild Wings as the Wild Wings' Season 13 Playoff Birth.
During the Season 13 elections, Toaster joined the Wild Wings' active roster in exchange for Axel Cardenas via the Wild Wings' Foreshadow will.
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Background
The first records of Wichita Toaster come from the National Transportation Safety Board report on what was known as The Reinisch Event. An earth moving machine was stopped from rampaging through downtown Topeka. It appeared to be piloted remotely, and had a manifesto inside that called for the entire state of Kansas to be made perfectly flat, geographically speaking, creating a 900 ft cliff running through Kansas City. The machine appeared to be welded together with random parts. Many engineers and mechanics have studied the machine and none can explain how it was able to start, let alone run for such a long time. Toaster was not found, but a warrant for her arrest is still active.
Joining the Wild Wings
Trying to avoid increased attention from US law enforcement, Toaster moved to Mexico City to continue her preparations for leveling the midwestern territory. She bought up a building from Emily Burger to convert into a lab. One resident, Axel Cardenas, refused to leave and instead convinced her to take his place on the Wild Wings in exchange for access to the caverns below The Bucket which she could convert into the lab space she needed. Once on the Wings, Toaster began excavating the caverns and fitted them for her needs. She has butted heads with the Bucket's architectural team over these renovations, but their full extent has been successfully hidden from them so far.
Trivia
- Despite repeated attempts at leveling the entire state of Kansas, Toaster holds no ill will towards its populace.
- Toaster prefers to refer to people by shortened versions of their names.
- While an engineering degree from "UC Berketey" hangs on her wall, Toaster insists that her work is closer to alchemy than science.
- Toaster caries a wrench inscribed in glyphs, referring to it as her "magic wand".
