Whit Steakknife
Whit Steakknife is a batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints.
His head looks like a serrated knife blade ringed by a shimmering golden crown.
Whit is known for his boastful attitude and showmanship. It is not uncommon for him to make lewd gestures at the catcher as he scores a run, an act of devilry that always riles up the fans. Despite this devious behavior, Whit is also known to have a softer side, far softer than the sharpened edge of his bladed head.
Whit is currently receiving lessons from the Breath Mints star batter Boyfriend Monreal on how to become a better dater. Whit’s romantic interests in the Dallas Steak’s pitcher Ronan Jaylee are no secret, but due to his terminator-like cluelessness about human emotions, his first date didn’t go exactly how he wanted. Boyfriend is currently training Whit on how to wink, a skill which should greatly help him in his romantic endeavors.
