Difference between revisions of "Whit Steakknife"
Tag: 2017 source edit |
|||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| − | {{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|rating=★★½|species=Unknown|status=Alive; Intact|pronouns=he/it}}'''Whit Steakknife''' is a batter for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. | + | {{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|rating=★★½|species=Unknown|status=Alive; Intact|pronouns=he/it|image1=[[File:Whit Steakknife.png|thumb]]}}'''Whit Steakknife''' is a batter for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. |
His head looks like a serrated knife blade ringed by a shimmering golden crown. | His head looks like a serrated knife blade ringed by a shimmering golden crown. | ||
| Line 8: | Line 8: | ||
Whit is currently receiving lessons from the Breath Mints star batter [[Boyfriend Monreal]] on how to become a better dater. Whit’s romantic interests in the Dallas Steak’s pitcher [[Ronan Jaylee]] are no secret, but due to his terminator-like cluelessness about human emotions, his first date didn’t go exactly how he wanted. Boyfriend is currently training Whit on how to wink, a skill which should greatly help him in his romantic endeavors. | Whit is currently receiving lessons from the Breath Mints star batter [[Boyfriend Monreal]] on how to become a better dater. Whit’s romantic interests in the Dallas Steak’s pitcher [[Ronan Jaylee]] are no secret, but due to his terminator-like cluelessness about human emotions, his first date didn’t go exactly how he wanted. Boyfriend is currently training Whit on how to wink, a skill which should greatly help him in his romantic endeavors. | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
[[Category:Kansas City Breath Mints]] | [[Category:Kansas City Breath Mints]] | ||
Revision as of 23:53, 1 August 2020
Whit Steakknife is a batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints.
His head looks like a serrated knife blade ringed by a shimmering golden crown.
Whit is known for his boastful attitude and showmanship. It is not uncommon for him to make lewd gestures at the catcher as he scores a run, an act of devilry that always riles up the fans. Despite this devious behavior, Whit is also known to have a softer side, far softer than the sharpened edge of his bladed head.
Whit is currently receiving lessons from the Breath Mints star batter Boyfriend Monreal on how to become a better dater. Whit’s romantic interests in the Dallas Steak’s pitcher Ronan Jaylee are no secret, but due to his terminator-like cluelessness about human emotions, his first date didn’t go exactly how he wanted. Boyfriend is currently training Whit on how to wink, a skill which should greatly help him in his romantic endeavors.
