Difference between revisions of "Vito Kravitz"

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Vito Kravitz is a player for the [[Boston Flowers]].  
 
Vito Kravitz is a player for the [[Boston Flowers]].  
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Kravitz joined the team immediately after the [[incineration]] of [[Isaac Rubberman]] during the Flowers' [[Season 3|Season Three]], Day 82 match against the [[Dallas Steaks]].  
 
Kravitz joined the team immediately after the [[incineration]] of [[Isaac Rubberman]] during the Flowers' [[Season 3|Season Three]], Day 82 match against the [[Dallas Steaks]].  
  
Not much is known about Kravitz, other than xir physical form; a ragged ''Pelle Pelle'' 1981 leather jacket, out of which 34 arms of unknown make and origin grow. These arms are wet to the touch, and impossible to puncture.
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Vito Kravitz owned and operated a used care sales store, Krazy Kravitz's Used Automobile Emporium, prior to taking the place of Rubberman. He was found unconscious after crashing his car into the side of the stadium and recruited into the team upon awakening.
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Despite his public insistence that he is dedicated to the splort, his enthusiasm towards vehicles is still well documented, and it is not uncommon for him to attempt to ply his former trade while on the field. He is well known for his frequent arguments that cars should be included in Blaseball, and has taken to driving his car around the bases much to the chagrin of his team mates. The crowd can often be heard chanting "Kravitz please remove your car from the pitch. Again, Kravitz please remove your car from the pitch, that is not a legal move."
  
 
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Revision as of 08:06, 7 August 2020


Vito Kravitz is a player for the Boston Flowers.

Kravitz joined the team immediately after the incineration of Isaac Rubberman during the Flowers' Season Three, Day 82 match against the Dallas Steaks.

Vito Kravitz owned and operated a used care sales store, Krazy Kravitz's Used Automobile Emporium, prior to taking the place of Rubberman. He was found unconscious after crashing his car into the side of the stadium and recruited into the team upon awakening.

Despite his public insistence that he is dedicated to the splort, his enthusiasm towards vehicles is still well documented, and it is not uncommon for him to attempt to ply his former trade while on the field. He is well known for his frequent arguments that cars should be included in Blaseball, and has taken to driving his car around the bases much to the chagrin of his team mates. The crowd can often be heard chanting "Kravitz please remove your car from the pitch. Again, Kravitz please remove your car from the pitch, that is not a legal move."