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Violent Lighting, Taste the Thunder!

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Violent Lightning is an alcoholic performance-enhancing energy drink said to have been blessed by the spirit of Violence himself, Landry Violence, and is the official drink of the Hades Tigers. Fans claim the beverage tastes like "Anger, Hatred, and Fear, with a refreshing berry twist!"

A bottle of Violent Lightning

Disclaimer: Violent Lightning has not been cleared for human consumption in any state, country, dimension, or reality. Drink at your own risk, please drink responsibly. Violent Lightning contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause death.

Sales of Violent Lightning have tripled since Landry's untimely incineration. How this will impact production of the drink remains unknown.

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-The Official Drink of the [[Hades Tigers|Hades Tiger's]], "Violent Lightning" is an alcoholic performance enhancing energy drink said to have been blessed by the spirit of Violence himself, [[Landry Violence]]. Fans claim the beverage tastes like "Anger, Hatred, and Fear, with a refreshing berry twist!"[[File:Violent lightning.png|thumb|A bottle of Violent Lightning|alt=|left]]Disclaimer: Violent Lightning has not been cleared for human consumption in any state, country, dimension, or reality. Drink at your own risk, please drink responsibly. Violent Lightning contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause death.
+'''Violent Lightning''' is an alcoholic performance-enhancing energy drink said to have been blessed by the spirit of Violence himself, [[Landry Violence]], and is the official drink of the [[Hades Tigers]]. Fans claim the beverage tastes like "Anger, Hatred, and Fear, with a refreshing berry twist!"[[File:Violent lightning.png|thumb|A bottle of Violent Lightning|alt=|left]]Disclaimer: Violent Lightning has not been cleared for human consumption in any state, country, dimension, or reality. Drink at your own risk, please drink responsibly. Violent Lightning contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause death.
 Sales of Violent Lightning have tripled since Landry's untimely incineration. How this will impact production of the drink remains unknown.
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