Velasquez Alstott
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Velazquez Alstott is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves and the infant daughter of Canada Moist Talkers player Kennedy Alstott. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to adult professional athletes she's just fine.
Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical teeth among all Blaseball players.
