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{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★|pronouns=She/Her|species=Baby}}
 
{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★|pronouns=She/Her|species=Baby}}
  
Velazquez Alstott is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] and the infant daughter of [[Canada Moist Talkers]] player [[Kennedy Alstott]]. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to adult professional athletes she's just fine.
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Velazquez Alstott is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] and the infant daughter of [[Canada Moist Talkers]] player [[Kennedy Alstott]]. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to adult professional athletes she's below average.
  
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Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical teeth among all Blaseball players.
  
 
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Revision as of 18:14, 30 July 2020


Velazquez Alstott is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves and the infant daughter of Canada Moist Talkers player Kennedy Alstott. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to adult professional athletes she's below average.

Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical teeth among all Blaseball players.