Difference between revisions of "Velasquez Alstott"
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{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|status=Intact, Alive}} | {{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|status=Intact, Alive}} | ||
| − | Velazquez Alstott is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. | + | Velazquez Alstott is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] and the infant daughter of [[Canada Moist Talkers]] player [[Kennedy Alstott]]. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to professional athletes she's just fine. |
Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical teeth among all Blaseball players. | Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical teeth among all Blaseball players. | ||
Revision as of 03:38, 30 July 2020
Velazquez Alstott is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves and the infant daughter of Canada Moist Talkers player Kennedy Alstott. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to professional athletes she's just fine.
Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical teeth among all Blaseball players.
