Tot Clark

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Tot "King Tot" Clark is a member of the Seattle Garages, bass player for the Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation, and (presumably) immortal being.

Rumors of his immortality stem from his uncanny resemblance to Egyptian king Tutankhamun and the wild stories he can tell from time periods across history. He has such fond memories of his many travels that he often gets distracted while pitching.


Personal Life

Tot's resemblance to King Tutankhamun of Egypt is due to him being his actual cousin. However he was considered the black sheep of the royal family, to a degree in which he was essentially erased from his family history.

When King Tut died, Tot was next in line to rule. Upon realizing this, Tot faked his own mummification, so that the duty of being King would pass over him. Afterwards, he decided to continue wearing bandages, as he thought he looked "hot."

He is also in a relationship with his teammate, Luis Acevedo.