Difference between revisions of "Tot Clark"

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Tot "King Tot" Clark is a pitcher for the Seattle Garages. Clark has been with the team since Season 1.

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History

When the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC, Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."

Alleged Immortality

Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.

Music

Clark is the bass player for the Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation.

Personal Life

Clark is in a relationship with teammate Luis Acevedo.

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 {{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|rating=★★|status=Alive, Intact|position=Pitcher|species=(Presumably) Immortal Being|image1=King_Tot.jpg|nickname=King Tot, Tatertot (but only by [[Luis Acevedo|Luis]]), 🥔}}
-Tot "King Tot" Clark is a member of the [[Seattle Garages]], bass player for the [[Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation]], and (presumably) immortal being.
+'''Tot "King Tot" Clark''' is a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]]. Clark has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
-Rumors of his immortality stem from his uncanny resemblance to Egyptian king Tutankhamun and the wild stories he can tell from time periods across history. He has such fond memories of his many travels that he often gets distracted while pitching.
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+{{Community Lore}}
+== History ==
+When the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC, Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."
+=== Alleged Immortality ===
+Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.
+== Music ==
+Clark is the bass player for the [[The Garages|Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation]].
 == Personal Life ==
-Tot's resemblance to King Tutankhamun of Egypt is due to him being his actual cousin. However he was considered the black sheep of the royal family, to a degree in which he was essentially erased from his family history.
-When King Tut died, Tot was next in line to rule. Upon realizing this, Tot faked his own mummification, so that the duty of being King would pass over him. Afterwards, he decided to continue wearing bandages, as he thought he looked "hot."
+Clark is in a relationship with teammate [[Luis Acevedo]].
-He is also in a relationship with his teammate, [[Luis Acevedo]].
 [[Category:Players]]
 [[Category:Pitchers]]