Topic on Talk:Mike Townsend

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I wrote two of them!

The clickbait one can be seen on my userpage and is maybe my greatest work EVER! Quick hits include Mike wearing his merch to Olive's Garden as opposed to going to a real Italian restaurant, and a lot of silly advertisements and popups UserWiki:Apricots

And the one about what's underneath Mike's hat has the following beats:

Someone named Tim U. (an allusion to Tim Uranus, a joke among some fans that Mike once had an 80s persona named Tim Uranus) writes in to the Lil Roadies Lil Magazine asking what's under Mike's hat
Lil Roadie Kenneth Midcentury writes about the investigation, which includes lots of research and attempting to sneak into Mike's room at night
Kenny Mid manages to track down Betsy Trombone and spontaneously interview them, where Betsy reveals that underneath Mike's hat is Batatouille, a creature that pilots Mike around by pulling his hair (you know, like Ratatouille)
- It is implied that Betsy is probably making this up but the Lil Roadies take it as a fact
The Lil Roadies then argue about if Batatouille is a rat like in their favorite movie RatatouiIIe, a bat like Rouge from Sonic, or a bat like a blaseball bat. They all agree that no matter which of these it is, it explains how Mike managed to be a good batter
With the mystery solved, Kenny Mid signs off

Ok thats all let me know what you think bye!!!!!!!