Topic on Talk:Mike Townsend

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I Love this idea!!!! I haven't fully finished writing these out yet, but here are my proposals for a few:


"No Fax Given: Townsend Spotted Bringing a Comically Large Hammer into the Big Garage Copy Room"

"LIL ROADIES LIL MAGAZINE EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: What Secrets Lie Underneath Mike Townsend's Hat?"

This one based on that episode of Naruto where they're all trying to figure out what's under Kakashi's mask! It ends with Betsy Trombone convincing the Lil Roadies that it's a creature that controls Mike called Batatouille, and the Lil Roadies arguing about what creature Batatouille is.

"Our Favorite 23 Times Mike Townsend Wore His Own Merch 😍"

This one is based on those clickbait sites and the article is just a bit where you can't read the actual content of the article because there's too many ads

"MECHADUCK? The Latest News about the Rumored Collaboration Between Mike Townsend and Quack Enjoyable"

Thihs one is about Mike building a mech for Quack


I'll post again and crosspost to talkpages once I fully finish writing these!!!!!!!