Topic on Talk:Mike Townsend
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I'm proposing we add an IRM in the same style as Abner Pothos, community rumors about what Mike gets up to in his downtime, written in journalistic style. Like so:
"Tonwsend and Trombone in a Tiff!"
Mike Townsend was spotted buying bread from Grand Central before today's game, much to the shock and awe of onlookers. "He usually bakes bread with Betsy before games, did they get into a fight?" one nosy tourist remarked.
Attempts to speak with Townsend on the matter was met with stammering before beating a hasty retreat into the shadows.
When asked for comment, Trombone was quoted saying "The fuck is it to you? I was busy, get off my back" before siccing their crows on the reporter.
