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Background

Kelvin Drumsolo is a founding member of the Core Mechanics, and was with the team during both Ascension and Descension. Drumsolo has never confirmed whether zir name, 'Kelvin', came as a result of the odd temperature effects surrounding zir. Nevertheless, Drumsolo is notable for being literally on fire at all times. It was believed that this protected zir from Incineration while playing Blaseball, however due to a total blood transfer with zir ex-spouse this is no longer the case.

Personal Life

Drumsolo has alluded to the fact that ze has been married and divorced several times, allegedly to the same person, believed to be fellow blaseball player Kelvin Andante. Drumsolo and Andante also make up avant-garde noise/classical/electronicore-Core band, Kelvin and the Kelvins. Drumsolo was born without legs and built zir own mobility device, a wheelchair seat supported by a multitude of mechanical legs and limbs. Drumsolo uses these, and the four separate drumkits affixed to zir chair, to drum at all times.

Absolute Hot

It has been alleged that Drumsolo could reach Absolute Hot (theorized by some to be 1.416785(71)×10^32 degrees Kelvin) if ze gave an impressive enough performance. Pursuit of this goal has reportedly caused issues with zir social life and blaseball career, though Drumsolo responds to all questions on this by skittering away at high speeds playing the drums. This goal has also generated some controversy among physicists within the Core - some maintaining that potentially destroying everything by taking reality to its melting point is an unthinkable risk, while others feel that knowing the true maximum temperature would answer a lot of "very big questions" and be "pretty cool, or, I guess hot, haha" and that tthose opposed are "just a bunch of unscientific cowards."