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The Necro-Era: York joins the Crabs | The Necro-Era: York joins the Crabs | ||
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After being obliterated by a rogue umpire in Season 14, the Baltimore Crabs identified a great opportunity to reach out to the rest of the league and prove how caring and respectful the carcinization process can be. They quickly scuttled into his open grave and retrieved his fireblasted remains, with the intention of bringing him back to life and spreading the good word of Crabs to the rest of the league. | After being obliterated by a rogue umpire in Season 14, the Baltimore Crabs identified a great opportunity to reach out to the rest of the league and prove how caring and respectful the carcinization process can be. They quickly scuttled into his open grave and retrieved his fireblasted remains, with the intention of bringing him back to life and spreading the good word of Crabs to the rest of the league. | ||
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This, predictably, went down like a lead balloon. | This, predictably, went down like a lead balloon. | ||
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While the Crabs were a little upset to discover that most of the league does not appreciate grave-robbing a child and forcibly transforming them into a hideous crab-monster, more shell than man, haunted by the terrible things they saw in the Great Beyond and saddled with a blood debt for their unscheduled return, they felt that they did a good job. Sure, maybe his eyes are a little sunken and a little matte-black now, and sometimes he screams for hours at a time, but who doesn't? That's just the Crabs' way, baby. | While the Crabs were a little upset to discover that most of the league does not appreciate grave-robbing a child and forcibly transforming them into a hideous crab-monster, more shell than man, haunted by the terrible things they saw in the Great Beyond and saddled with a blood debt for their unscheduled return, they felt that they did a good job. Sure, maybe his eyes are a little sunken and a little matte-black now, and sometimes he screams for hours at a time, but who doesn't? That's just the Crabs' way, baby. | ||
(didnt know i needed to do this, sorry!) | (didnt know i needed to do this, sorry!) | ||
