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Proposing a new member to the Lightner Registry: Stephens Irlwin
 
Proposing a new member to the Lightner Registry: Stephens Irlwin
  
Stephens Irlwin was an Australian children's TV star primarily known for their work teaching kids about Australian wildlife, their show ran for 1-7. They bat with an Animal Control Pole, though sometimes they will try to bat with the rope loop which leads to more strikes than would usually be thrown against them. When not playing Blaseball they run the Australian zloo and live with their husband, 4 kids, and 1 unusually large and scaly dog. Do not let Stephens Irlwin near Lowe Forbes as it has been their life goal to capture Forbes and they will chase them until Lowe is comfortably out of reach, they have never tried to capture Brock Forbes the reason is unknown but many have theorized it is because Irlwin doesn't know that Brock's last name is Forbes.
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Stephens Irlwin was an Australian children's TV star primarily known for their work teaching kids about Australian wildlife, whose show ran for 1-7. They bat with an Animal Control Pole, though sometimes they will try to bat with the rope loop which leads to more strikes than would usually be thrown against them. When not playing Blaseball they run the Australian zloo and live with their husband, 4 kids, and 1 unusually large and scaly dog. Do not let Stephens Irlwin near Lowe Forbes as it has been their life goal to capture Forbes and they will chase them until Lowe is comfortably out of reach, they have never tried to capture Brock Forbes the reason is unknown but many have theorized it is because Irlwin doesn't know that Brock's last name is Forbes.