Topic on Talk:Henry Marshallow

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Gonna throw in an entry for the IRM for Staybufft Henry too:

Henry Marshmallow, Staybufft Marshmallow Product Rep:

Mascot for the Staybufft workout line of protein marshmallows, Henry is notable for two things. First, the ever popular tagline for Stabufft Marshmallows "Staybufft! The Puff that makes you Buff!" which was accompanied by Henry's first ad campaign, depicting him bursting bodily through ever more improbable materials to deliver Staybufft Marshmallows to people struggling with feats of strength. Second, an unfortunate affair in downtown New York where, after ingesting an incredible amount of New Formula Staybufft (A product quickly pulled from shelves after it was determined to essentially be just giant cylinders of solid sugar), Henry Marshmallow grew to gigantic proportions, scaled the Empire State Building and attempted to bench press the observation deck, until finally being sedated by a passing Zoology Blimp that was bored. While no one blames Henry for the incident, his now yearly tradition of recreating the event for children's charity has endeared him to the hearts of many.