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Tillman Henderson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. | Tillman Henderson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. | ||
| − | Henderson is just a terrible person. He sucks. Nobody likes him. | + | Henderson is just a terrible person. He sucks. Nobody likes him. He does not have depression, despite the knock off Achewood t-shirt. |
He got a spot in the pitching roster because his father, Thrillman J. Henderson, was a hedge fund manager who recommended an accountant with questionable methods to the Crabs' Chief Financial Officer. | He got a spot in the pitching roster because his father, Thrillman J. Henderson, was a hedge fund manager who recommended an accountant with questionable methods to the Crabs' Chief Financial Officer. | ||
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In the year ███, he faced strong backlash from fan organisations for posting fan art without crediting the artists on social media. His response of "idk who did it I just found it" was not well-received either. | In the year ███, he faced strong backlash from fan organisations for posting fan art without crediting the artists on social media. His response of "idk who did it I just found it" was not well-received either. | ||
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| + | He is an outspoken advocate and funder of multiple anti-abortion organisations. He has a photo of former US President Ronald Reagan hanging above his bedframe. | ||
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He always makes a huge mess in restaurants, and never tips. He has several driving offences, and always parks at a 35-70'''°''' angle. He is currently being investigated for several thousands of dollars worth of unpaid tickets. It is unclear why he still has a license. | He always makes a huge mess in restaurants, and never tips. He has several driving offences, and always parks at a 35-70'''°''' angle. He is currently being investigated for several thousands of dollars worth of unpaid tickets. It is unclear why he still has a license. | ||
Revision as of 08:21, 7 August 2020
Tillman Henderson is a player for the Baltimore Crabs.
Henderson is just a terrible person. He sucks. Nobody likes him. He does not have depression, despite the knock off Achewood t-shirt.
He got a spot in the pitching roster because his father, Thrillman J. Henderson, was a hedge fund manager who recommended an accountant with questionable methods to the Crabs' Chief Financial Officer.
Henderson is frequently rude to support staff, medical staff and the wizard staff which hovers in the centre of the Crabs' dressing room. He is constantly late to training, usually due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. He never fetches his own balls.
In the year ███, he faced strong backlash from fan organisations for posting fan art without crediting the artists on social media. His response of "idk who did it I just found it" was not well-received either.
He is an outspoken advocate and funder of multiple anti-abortion organisations. He has a photo of former US President Ronald Reagan hanging above his bedframe.
He always makes a huge mess in restaurants, and never tips. He has several driving offences, and always parks at a 35-70° angle. He is currently being investigated for several thousands of dollars worth of unpaid tickets. It is unclear why he still has a license.
Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
Edit History
- Last edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/4/2020 (Comment: i give up)
- Edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/2/2020 (Comment: STOP VANDALIZING THIS PAGE)
- Edited by TillmanSux87 on 8/1/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 7/31/2020 (Comment: Banned)
- Edited by SteakNShake on 7/30/2020 (Comment: hahahaha screw tillman)
- Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020
