Difference between revisions of "Tillman Henderson"
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| − | Tillman Henderson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Henderson is a | + | Tillman Henderson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. |
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| + | Henderson is just a terrible person. He sucks. Nobody likes him. | ||
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| + | He got a spot in the pitching roster because his father, Thrillman J. Henderson, was a hedge fund manager who recommended an accountant with questionable methods to the Crabs' Chief Financial Officer. | ||
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| + | Henderson is frequently rude to support staff, medical staff and the wizard staff which hovers in the centre of the Crabs' dressing room. He is constantly late to training, usually due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. He never fetches his own balls. | ||
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| + | In the year ███, he faced strong backlash from fan organisations for posting fan art without crediting the artists on social media. His response of "idk who did it I just found it" was not well-received either. | ||
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| + | He always makes a huge mess in restaurants, and never tips. He has several driving offences, and always parks at a 35-70'''°''' angle. He is currently being investigated for several thousands of dollars worth of unpaid tickets. It is unclear why he still has a license. | ||
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| + | Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown. | ||
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Revision as of 17:43, 2 August 2020
Tillman Henderson is a player for the Baltimore Crabs.
Henderson is just a terrible person. He sucks. Nobody likes him.
He got a spot in the pitching roster because his father, Thrillman J. Henderson, was a hedge fund manager who recommended an accountant with questionable methods to the Crabs' Chief Financial Officer.
Henderson is frequently rude to support staff, medical staff and the wizard staff which hovers in the centre of the Crabs' dressing room. He is constantly late to training, usually due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. He never fetches his own balls.
In the year ███, he faced strong backlash from fan organisations for posting fan art without crediting the artists on social media. His response of "idk who did it I just found it" was not well-received either.
He always makes a huge mess in restaurants, and never tips. He has several driving offences, and always parks at a 35-70° angle. He is currently being investigated for several thousands of dollars worth of unpaid tickets. It is unclear why he still has a license.
Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
