Difference between revisions of "Tiana Cash"

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Tiana Cash is a batter for the Seattle Garages, and a timpani player in the Seattle Garages Raven Funeral.

Cash joined the Garages after Bennett Browning was incinerated on Day 4 of Season 3.

Cash was instated as part of the batting lineup mere seconds after Browning's incineration, after she sprang as a phoenix fully formed from his ashes. One fan who witnessed the event said "That's not, like, a metaphor, she is literally a phoenix."

In an interview within minutes of being recruited, Cash stated that Bennett "left some literally very large shoes to fill, but I'm excited for this opportunity to lead the Garages to victory."

Cash's connection to Browning is unclear, as Browning died as he lived: an eternal mystery.

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 '''Tiana Cash''' is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]], and a timpani player in the [[Seattle Garages Raven Funeral]].
+Cash joined the Garages after [[Bennett Browning]] was [[Incineration|incinerated]] on Day 4 of [[Season 3]].
+Cash was instated as part of the batting lineup mere seconds after Browning's incineration, after she sprang as a phoenix fully formed from his ashes. One fan who witnessed the event said "That's not, like, a metaphor, she is literally a phoenix."
-Cash joined the Garages after [[Bennett Browning]] was [[Incineration|incinerated]] on Day 4 of [[Season 3]]. It is currently now known if Tiana knows anything about the Peanut Plague or Blaseball, as she has not played her first game as of this moment.
+In an interview within minutes of being recruited, Cash stated that Bennett "left some literally very large shoes to fill, but I'm excited for this opportunity to lead the Garages to victory."
-Tiana was instated as part of the batting lineup mere seconds after Browning's tragic incineration, after she sprang as a phoenix fully formed from his ashes. That's not, like, a metaphor, she is literally a phoenix. Her connection if any to Browning is unclear, as Browning died as he lived: An eternal mystery.
+Cash's connection to Browning is unclear, as Browning died as he lived: an eternal mystery.
-In an interview within minutes of being recruited, Cash stated that Bennett left some (literally) very large shoes to fill, but she's excited for this opportunity to lead her beloved Garages to victory.
 [[Category:Players]]
 [[Category:Seattle Garages]]
 [[Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player]]