Difference between revisions of "Tiana Cash"

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Tiana Cash is a batter for the Seattle Garages.

Cash joined the Garages after Bennett Browning was incinerated on Day 4 of Season 3. It is currently now known if Tiana knows anything about the Peanut Plague or Blaseball, as she has not played her first game as of this moment.

Tiana was instated as part of the batting lineup mere seconds after Browning's tragic incineration, after she sprang as a phoenix fully formed from his ashes. That's not, like, a metaphor, she is literally a phoenix. Her connection if any to Browning is unclear, as Browning died as he lived: as an eternal mystery.

In an interview within minutes of being recruited, Cash stated that Bennett left some (literally) very large shoes to fill, but she's excited for this opportunity to lead her beloved Garages to victory.

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 {{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|rating=★★★1/2|status=Alive, Well}}
-Tiana Cash joined the [[Seattle Garages]] after [[Bennett Browning]] was incinerated on Day 4 of [[Season 3]]. It is currently now known if Tiana knows anything about the Peanut Plague or Blaseball, as she has not played her first game as of this moment.
+Tiana Cash is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]].
-Tiana was instated as part of the batting lineup mere seconds after Bennett "The Bear" Browning's tragic incineration, after she sprang as a phoenix fully formed from his ashes. That's not, like, a metaphor, she is literally a phoenix. Her connection if any to Browning is unclear, as Browning lived as he died: An eternal mystery.
+Cash joined the Garages after [[Bennett Browning]] was [[Incineration|incinerated]] on Day 4 of [[Season 3]]. It is currently now known if Tiana knows anything about the Peanut Plague or Blaseball, as she has not played her first game as of this moment.
+Tiana was instated as part of the batting lineup mere seconds after Browning's tragic incineration, after she sprang as a phoenix fully formed from his ashes. That's not, like, a metaphor, she is literally a phoenix. Her connection if any to Browning is unclear, as Browning died as he lived: as an eternal mystery.
+In an interview within minutes of being recruited, Cash stated that Bennett left some (literally) very large shoes to fill, but she's excited for this opportunity to lead her beloved Garages to victory.
-In an interview within minutes of being recruited she stated that Bennett left some (literally) very large shoes to fill, but she's excited for this opportunity to lead her beloved Garages to victory.
 [[Category:Players]]
 [[Category:Seattle Garages]]
 [[Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player]]